Christmas or Xmas

Hello Blog Readers. Welcome to the Blog Theater. Today we are showing the Christmas special.

And it starts now.

Prolouge

'Twas a week before Christmas, and all through the town
Potatoesburg people were buying last minute gifts
Forgetting the true meaning of Christmas, 'cause Santa was hung every wall, every house, every place.
But Jesus has not been lost,
In this chaotic scurry,
As one little house in town,
put Jesus up first.
The Spudds they call them Scott, Bri, and David,
and lastly Jeanne,
the evangelists of the town,
who hasn't forgotten about CHRISTmas.
When they decorated the tree,
Jesus came first,
right on top, before the last stem.
Meanwhile, on the outskirts of town,
another family was struggling this Christmas.
A father who wants the best for his kids,
yet doesn't know the truth,
If only he met the Spudds before,
yes, that might do,
he might know what,
the real meaning of Christmas was about.

Act 1

'Twas 6 days before Christmas,
the scurry continued.
Dealers happy for money,
Parents don't know the right things for their little angels,
wanting things for Christmas,
over twenty grand.
The father in the outskirts of town,
was busy at work,
scribbling down,
his theory of how Christmas came around.
Unsure what to do,
he made this small hypothesis saying,
"The real meaning of Christmas,
Ah, what can it be.
Hmmm.... After observing towns folk and others at home,
my hypothesis for the meaning of Christmas is
getting gifts for others.
That should be it...
right?"
Unfortunately his theory was incorrect. For Christmas anyway.
The hypothesis was the meaning of... Xmas.
Xmas. It takes out Christ. The opposite of Christmas it is.
75% of the world celebrates this opposite.

'Twas 5 days till Christmas the father he ran,
to store after store buying ridiculous toys for his children.
how long will it take till he realizes
IT'S FAKE!

Act II

'Twas Christmas day, the bill arrived, after all people had opened their gifts,
the poor family saw that they were in debt.
Poor family, wanting best for their children, realized maybe this was over the top.
The father regreted too much that he did not what to do.
He fell down a hole too big to crawl out....
"It is the end. I died now."
the father said these words of doom.
But then within the deep hole,
a rope out of nowhere appeared out of the blue.
Suddenly he realized, HE WAS RESCUED!
The Spudds helped the family out,
they donated the family enough to pay the debt and more!
The father understood now. Christmas isn't about getting.
It's Jesus. He gave himself as the Perfect Gift.
This Christmas was merry after all.

Morale of the Story
"Christmas isn't getting. That's Xmas. Christmas is CHRIST. Jesus CHRIST gave himself as The Gift. The true meaning of Christmas is Jesus.

Cat Eat Cat + The Blog Report

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Last night, I was inside with my family watching The Biggest Loser. Then I heard the cat. It was the most painful mew I've ever heard! Mom went over to see what was the matter. In my head I was severely worried about Spooks. I thought she got stuck in something, got crushed by something, or stepped in glass (doesn't that ring a bell?). Mom found out what was wrong. Spookers was "growling" at another cat. Now I thought she would hiss if she growled or something like that. WRONG! Oh, and when Ben J went to the door to see the stranger cat, Spookers jumped off from where she was to "protect" Ben J from the cat. To conclude this half of the post, a cat ain't no lion.

Welcome to The Blog Report. I'm your News Anchor, Adam J. Tomorrow I'm doing a Thanksgiving recital at my house. Be prepared to hear John Williams music favorites and Christmas music. The Blog Theatre is performing a new show in December called "Christmas or Xmas". It is a Christian performance with new characters and the Spudds. Be sure to read it. That concludes today's Blog Report. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Dave Ramsey Short BLOG Report Special

Hello folks. DAVE RAMSEY ROCKS! A longer version of this post may be published, so I'll just make this simple. For readers younger than 21, listen! Ben and Arther both invested money. ($ is King. Debt is Dumb). Ben starts saving $2,000 at age 19 and stops at age 26. When he was 65, his investment total was $2,288,996. Arther starts investing at age twenty seven and stops at age 65 with 2,000 invested per age. At the time he was 65, he had $1,532,166 invested. HE NEVER CAUGHT UP! If you are 21 or younger, start investing NOW! Get a Job. Remember, Debt is Dumb, KASH IS KING!!!!!!! (Don't do Credit Cards. Just say NO!)

Bibliography:
Dave Ramsey LIVE! Workbook.

THE BLOG REPORT

Hello folks. This is Adam J, reporting from the Blogosphere. With me today is our new Meteorologist, Hurr I. Cane! *applesauce* Someone fix that cue card! *applause* Hello Hurr... I. Cane.

"Hello AJ. Good to be here. Thanks for the job."

You are certainly welcome. Welcome to the show! Now, Hurr, what are you gonna be talking about?

"Well, viewers. I want to talk about Katrina and Ike. Right now, they are the most dangerous Hurricanes ever so far in the 21st century. Katrina was a Lv.5 a beleive when she attacked New Orleans. Ike, though, is a Lv.4 but may hit Miami smack in the face! So be prepared! Fay, Gustav, and Hanna may be threats to the right of the States, but Ike and Katrina were KILLERS! And for educational projects, track various hurricanes by watching Bay News 9, News Channel 8 Storm Team, and reading TBO.com. Thank you, viewers, asnd thank you Adam J."

*applause*

Bye Hurr. Wasn't he great? And that's all the time we have. Next time on the BLOG Report: A new guest will come. But is he

A. A rocket geinus?

B. A mad scientist?

C. A new staff member?

And also, starring on the BLOG Report, the author of Mondays: Why Do People Hate Them? And School Days: 5 days a week, 7 hours a day, Monday through Friday.

Good Night, Folks!

The Gamma Explosion

That's right, folks! The Incredible Hulk Coaster (Otherwise abbreviated as The Hulk). I went on it. I have a picture at home to prove it. But anyway, my favorite part was the drop near the end. My least favorite part was being shot out of the Gamma ray at 67 mph. I won't give a lot of features away. You'll have to ride it on your own. (or ask a friend whose been on it) Whether you're a roller coaster fanatic or a mild coaster guy, this is the best coaster in my book (which started with Revenge of the Mummy). This is also the first actual looping coaster I've been on. This Adam J event happened on Sunday, August 31, 2008. It was a 40 minute wait when I went on it. When we got to the park it was 10 minutes. :-) Heh Heh. The inside queue was poorly air conditioned though. I went on it with my mom. This shall be one of four proofs tthat I went on the Incredible Hulk coaster. Next I am going on Dueling Dragons.
Good night, readers. Happy Labor Day.

The Miracle, Well, sorta It's hard to explain. Just Read and you'll find out what I mean.

Let me tell you a story. The day I thought my games were lost forever. Now I want you to listen to the story. Here goes. You see, the other day, my little bro and I were at my cuz David's house. David and I were playin' a game with my memory card. Then my mom came and said, "We gotta go now before it starts pourin' down rain." So Dave and I got my games that me and my hermano brought. Then David asks, "Do you want to bring your memory card with you? You won't be here for a while." So I took the memory card, but instead of putting it in a game case, I put in my pocket of my shorts. I got home, practiced my piano, and sat down startin' to chill and get comfy. It seemed that nothin' could go wrong. But that's where I'm wrong, me amigos, the trouble just begun. Mom asked for me pantalones and take a shower. But what slipped my mind, amigos, was that that memory card was in me pantelones. I was in the bano and I thought I had set it down on the living room table or the bar. But it was neither. It was in my pantelones. And I started panicking. It was too late to retrieve the card. It was taking a bath. I told my mom. She dug through the clothes, but no card in sight. I thought it was lost forever. (I took the shower later, like now). When the washer stopped, we found it at the bottom.




We let it dry and I thought it would never come back. (Half my data was on that thing. How would you feel?) But one of the games was Kingdom Hearts II; one of the games I would've loved to do over and over again. And last night, the memory card was dry. This morning it was ALIVE! Hall...lelujah! Hall...lelujah! Hallaleheyluwhoya! HALLELEHEYLUYAH! HALLELUJAH! BOOM!


Well, there's my story. All personal additions will never be released. And you don't have to know what that means.

THE END

An Adam J Legend

Yesterday, I tried the one, the only (look up)







59 cent cheeseburger (no onions) at McDonalds! it was really good, until I got to the pickles! It was alright (the pickles were) but it ruined the taste a little. But it was good. Good Night!