Valentine's Day Poem

This is a bit belated if you count it as a Valentine's Day poem, but if you count it as any old poem, enjoy!

OH! One so fair,
Do I dare?
Why does love give me a scare?
I can't live a life of hate;
Bu, oh, can I wait?
Yet chills come when I think of a date.

Candy! Candy!
It would come in handy.
I could spell out my heart
without having to part
From embarrassment
(Yes, that would leave a sentiment).

But hey, why not?
She's hot.

NOTE: This poem reflects no inward feelings but rather a cute rhyme for a grade. I feel in no way that I should do any of these things but I was illustrating a character.

Teacher Note: "Funny!"