For Real, this is NOT an April Fools Joke.

I just checked my e-mail after that little joke earlier. I looked and saw I had spam. For some reason I enjoy getting spam. Probably because I like to see the dumb tricks they try to pull on me. Anyway, apparently I got an email from my cousin Karen. And I've got a lot from her... in SPAM! Now, I NEVER open spam (well, except that one time I first got my email, but it was from Mom!). I just look at the first part of the email that they show as a subtitle after the title of the email. This email happened to be titled "Hi." And the subtitle read this: "I just finished my Christmas shopping. Do you have any plans for your summer shopping? Here..." Seems a bit ridiculous to say you finished Christmas shopping in the Spring and then ask about summer shopping? SPEEDY DELETION!!!!!!! Earlier in March, I got an email from "her" saying: "How are you doing these days, friends? I just bought a new pair of high heels." First mistake: Send it to the rest of the family to be believable. Second mistake: You talked in repetitive, full, simple sentences. Third mistake: You talked to a boy about high heels! Fourth mistake: GET YOUR SEASONS RIGHT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! That's all. I thought you might like this subject Uncle Scott. Wise Words: ALL SPAM IS BAD!!! NEVER OPEN IT AND NEVER BE IGNORANT.

It's Back!

OK, guys. I hope you've been waiting for this, because I sure have. That's right. It's........the READER'S CHOICE AWARDS II. After a dreaded show in '08, it is back by popular demand (not saying from who though). Same rules apply as last year. Well, more simpler. I'll give an example in comments box. It is going to be drastically condensed as there is only one contest. There will be no vote and all ideas will be judged by Yours Truly (Adam J). Well, happy thinkin'!

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