Cat Eat Cat + The Blog Report

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Last night, I was inside with my family watching The Biggest Loser. Then I heard the cat. It was the most painful mew I've ever heard! Mom went over to see what was the matter. In my head I was severely worried about Spooks. I thought she got stuck in something, got crushed by something, or stepped in glass (doesn't that ring a bell?). Mom found out what was wrong. Spookers was "growling" at another cat. Now I thought she would hiss if she growled or something like that. WRONG! Oh, and when Ben J went to the door to see the stranger cat, Spookers jumped off from where she was to "protect" Ben J from the cat. To conclude this half of the post, a cat ain't no lion.

Welcome to The Blog Report. I'm your News Anchor, Adam J. Tomorrow I'm doing a Thanksgiving recital at my house. Be prepared to hear John Williams music favorites and Christmas music. The Blog Theatre is performing a new show in December called "Christmas or Xmas". It is a Christian performance with new characters and the Spudds. Be sure to read it. That concludes today's Blog Report. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Dave Ramsey Short BLOG Report Special

Hello folks. DAVE RAMSEY ROCKS! A longer version of this post may be published, so I'll just make this simple. For readers younger than 21, listen! Ben and Arther both invested money. ($ is King. Debt is Dumb). Ben starts saving $2,000 at age 19 and stops at age 26. When he was 65, his investment total was $2,288,996. Arther starts investing at age twenty seven and stops at age 65 with 2,000 invested per age. At the time he was 65, he had $1,532,166 invested. HE NEVER CAUGHT UP! If you are 21 or younger, start investing NOW! Get a Job. Remember, Debt is Dumb, KASH IS KING!!!!!!! (Don't do Credit Cards. Just say NO!)

Bibliography:
Dave Ramsey LIVE! Workbook.

THE BLOG REPORT

Hello folks. This is Adam J, reporting from the Blogosphere. With me today is our new Meteorologist, Hurr I. Cane! *applesauce* Someone fix that cue card! *applause* Hello Hurr... I. Cane.

"Hello AJ. Good to be here. Thanks for the job."

You are certainly welcome. Welcome to the show! Now, Hurr, what are you gonna be talking about?

"Well, viewers. I want to talk about Katrina and Ike. Right now, they are the most dangerous Hurricanes ever so far in the 21st century. Katrina was a Lv.5 a beleive when she attacked New Orleans. Ike, though, is a Lv.4 but may hit Miami smack in the face! So be prepared! Fay, Gustav, and Hanna may be threats to the right of the States, but Ike and Katrina were KILLERS! And for educational projects, track various hurricanes by watching Bay News 9, News Channel 8 Storm Team, and reading TBO.com. Thank you, viewers, asnd thank you Adam J."

*applause*

Bye Hurr. Wasn't he great? And that's all the time we have. Next time on the BLOG Report: A new guest will come. But is he

A. A rocket geinus?

B. A mad scientist?

C. A new staff member?

And also, starring on the BLOG Report, the author of Mondays: Why Do People Hate Them? And School Days: 5 days a week, 7 hours a day, Monday through Friday.

Good Night, Folks!

The Gamma Explosion

That's right, folks! The Incredible Hulk Coaster (Otherwise abbreviated as The Hulk). I went on it. I have a picture at home to prove it. But anyway, my favorite part was the drop near the end. My least favorite part was being shot out of the Gamma ray at 67 mph. I won't give a lot of features away. You'll have to ride it on your own. (or ask a friend whose been on it) Whether you're a roller coaster fanatic or a mild coaster guy, this is the best coaster in my book (which started with Revenge of the Mummy). This is also the first actual looping coaster I've been on. This Adam J event happened on Sunday, August 31, 2008. It was a 40 minute wait when I went on it. When we got to the park it was 10 minutes. :-) Heh Heh. The inside queue was poorly air conditioned though. I went on it with my mom. This shall be one of four proofs tthat I went on the Incredible Hulk coaster. Next I am going on Dueling Dragons.
Good night, readers. Happy Labor Day.

The Miracle, Well, sorta It's hard to explain. Just Read and you'll find out what I mean.

Let me tell you a story. The day I thought my games were lost forever. Now I want you to listen to the story. Here goes. You see, the other day, my little bro and I were at my cuz David's house. David and I were playin' a game with my memory card. Then my mom came and said, "We gotta go now before it starts pourin' down rain." So Dave and I got my games that me and my hermano brought. Then David asks, "Do you want to bring your memory card with you? You won't be here for a while." So I took the memory card, but instead of putting it in a game case, I put in my pocket of my shorts. I got home, practiced my piano, and sat down startin' to chill and get comfy. It seemed that nothin' could go wrong. But that's where I'm wrong, me amigos, the trouble just begun. Mom asked for me pantalones and take a shower. But what slipped my mind, amigos, was that that memory card was in me pantelones. I was in the bano and I thought I had set it down on the living room table or the bar. But it was neither. It was in my pantelones. And I started panicking. It was too late to retrieve the card. It was taking a bath. I told my mom. She dug through the clothes, but no card in sight. I thought it was lost forever. (I took the shower later, like now). When the washer stopped, we found it at the bottom.




We let it dry and I thought it would never come back. (Half my data was on that thing. How would you feel?) But one of the games was Kingdom Hearts II; one of the games I would've loved to do over and over again. And last night, the memory card was dry. This morning it was ALIVE! Hall...lelujah! Hall...lelujah! Hallaleheyluwhoya! HALLELEHEYLUYAH! HALLELUJAH! BOOM!


Well, there's my story. All personal additions will never be released. And you don't have to know what that means.

THE END

An Adam J Legend

Yesterday, I tried the one, the only (look up)







59 cent cheeseburger (no onions) at McDonalds! it was really good, until I got to the pickles! It was alright (the pickles were) but it ruined the taste a little. But it was good. Good Night!

Happy Independence Day plus Blog Report

Happy 4th of July.

Here are some recommended places for fireworks:

Your yard (front or back, your decision)

A balcony

Safety Harbor Fireworks

An open space

A pier

and an airplane.

Also, from the last 4th of July post, don't forget the patriotic songs.

THE BLOG REPORT

Soon the blog will be temporarily closed for summer vacation. Happy Independence Day!

Super Smash Bros.

Are you ready to RUMBLE!?! Super Smash Bros. is one of the biggest video game series ever! All starting with the NES. Then they went to the SNES. And then they went to the N64. Nintendo chose the bestsellers from their creations and made the first Super Smash Bros. video game. Super Smash Bros. was rated E for Everyone for Animated Violence for the N64. Then, they added more of their bestselling video game characters such as Bowser, Peach, Zelda, Falco, Dr. Mario, and Mr. Game & Watch, into the second Smash Bros. game for the Gamecube entitled Super Smash Bros. Melee. Then they added more of their characters, but got rid of some Melee characters like Roy, Dr. Mario, and Picchu, but added replacements to make the bestselling game Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii. But most Melee characters stayed either assist trophy, playable character, or regular trophy. But some never came back. I have Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's rated T for Teen for Crude Humor and Cartoon Violence. It is very kid friendly, despite the rating. In fact, all the Smash Bros. games are kid friendly. Melee is rated T for Teen for Comic mischief and Mild Violence. You should try one of these games sometime.

(A Gamecube is the easiest to find. But hurry, Gamecubes are decreasing with the famous Wii out.)

Phantom of the Keys: Behind the Scenes

Hey, welcome to the Behind the Scenes tour of Phantom of the Keys. Remember the newswoman, Diva Eata, she was originally the Phantom of the Keys in my first storyline that was in my head. I even made my Mr. Potato Head look like her. Kiana, David's sidekick, was originally named Silver. I changed the name because it would be too close to the Marvel character Silver Sable who also carries two swords around. Kiana is the name of my brother, BJ's, friend. The Phantom of the Keys is the name of one of the songs in my Piano Adventures piano books. It is in A minor. How did Mash get with Kiana and David at the end? Potato Peelers were going to push off the side of the Temple. But when the Phantom died, the Temple fell on the Peelers. But since Mash was outside the Temple, he climbed over the Ruins of the Temple and made it with Kiana and David. How can you relate this to Indiana Jones. David is Indy, Kiana is a brave Marion Ravenwood, and Mash is Marcus Brody. Phantom and the Potato Peelers are the Nazis. That's the behind the scenes tour. If you have any questions, please comment.

New Feature

Welcome to the BLOG Theater. powered by THE BLOG REPORT Once a month, the BLOG Theater will perform a show. If I can, I might put a video on for some of it. But that's going to be later. Some shows may be shown two or more times. Now let's get to the presentation. NOW PRESENTING IN THE BLOG THEATER: PHANTOM OF THE KEYS

SILENCE IS GOLDEN.

Please dim the lights around your computer.

And now, our feature presentation.

Act 1

Deep in St. Potatosberg lives the St. Potatosburg Opera House. They have been busy on their upcoming opera: ATTACK OF THE POTATO PEELERS.
Tonight is opening night. The citizens of St. Potatosburg (which are half potato) come to see the show. There is very few tickets at the will call, thus leaving many citizens outside the Opera House. Lucky for them, there is little openings in the wall of the house.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our opening presentation of ATTACK OF THE POTATO PEELERS!" says the manager of St. Potatosburg Opera House. "We have worked very hard on this show and we hope you enjoy it. I would like to introduce to you the directer of the show: Mr. David Spudd."

The crowd applauds at this. There is more noise coming from Scott and Jeanne and Bri Spudd than anyone else.

"Thank you, Mr. Mash." says David to the manager." I would like to thank my family for helping me and cheering me on to write this production. I would also like to thank the St. Potatosburg Opera House for letting me do this production. And without further a do, I present to you, ATTACK OF THE POTATO PEELERS."

The audience applause and gradually becomes quiet.

The overture music begins and ends.

Then the opening song begins. But there's other music playing too. David Spudd is very confused. He goes down to the orchestra and asks the conductor, "Is anyone in your band playing anything different that I assigned you to have them play?" The conductor shakes his head no. Now David Spudd is confused as ever. But then the music becomes louder. A piano is playing it. He turns to the spare piano. It's playing all by itself. It all becomes clear to David Spudd.

He runs to the nearest microphone and says "RUN! The show is canceled." The audience can't understand why. "THE LEGENDARY PHANTOM OF THE KEYS IS HERE!" Everything is quiet, except... the spare piano. Now the audience understands. Everyone in the audience says "Oooh." Then they all scream and run. The parents grab their young ones and leave the theater. But Mr. Mash thinks different. He grabs the microphone from David and tells everyone to take their seat. "Are you insane?" says David. "The Phantom of the Keys is real. Can't you hear--"

"Yes, I hear the piano very well, Spudd. It's just one of those things that makes the piano play automatically."

"Have you heard of the Phantom of the Keys legend?"

"Yes, and it is unreal."

Then the curtain falls off the stage.

David was young and quick enough to avoid being hit by the curtain, but Mash was unfortunate and got caught. David couldn't take it any longer. He ran out of the theater avoiding anything Keys did.

One day later

"Last night, an attack came on the St. Potatosburg Opera House. People say that writer David Spudd said that the legendary Phantom of the Keys attacked the theater. The curtain was destroyed. The glass windows broke. And the chairs were all over the place. Despite the damage, everyone survived." said the TV newswoman.

"Oh-ho-ho! Everyone, eh. What about Mash?! That Diva Eata! She never says what really happens. Mash probably died last night. That curtain fell straight on him!" said David Spudd angrily.

"Come on, Dave. Don't get to hasty!," said Bri Spudd.

"HASTY! If Mash had listened none of this would happen!"

"You tried your best, David, you did your best," said Jeanne.

"I know. But... I've got to find the Phantom."

"WHAT?!? ARE YOU INSANE!? YOU'LL DIE TOO!" yelled Bri, Scott, and Jeanne Spudd.

"I have to."

"Don't be a hero, David. You'll die just doing an adventure!" said Bri.

"I won't. Trust me."

David Spudd left his home to defeat the Phantom of the Keys once and for all.

INTERMISSION
Act II

" Now according to legend, the Phantom lives in Nepal. I'll need a plane ticket in order to get there," says David Spudd.

"Wait! Don't go!"

David turned around and a weak, transparent Mr. Mash appears.

"Mash..."

"H-h-he's too dangerous! GO!"

"No, Mash. I'll save you. Trust me."

"Ok, Spudd."

Then, with a breath of wind, Mash disappeared.

"Trust me, Mash. Trust me. Now for the ticket."

When David turned around, shadowy creatures with sharp blades as fingers appeared.

"HUH! The potato peelers!"

"LOOK OUT!" said a voice.

A girl whose name was Kiana appeared. She had a sword to fight with. "Let's go," she said.

"Go where? The exit?" asked David Spudd.

"Nope. Let's go fight."

"That's what I was afraid of." muttered David Spudd.

"Here! Catch!" Kiana said throwing a sword.

"Well, I guess this is the only way." said Dave.

They started fighting the Potato Peelers like there was no tomorrow.

At the end of the battle, they got two plane tickets to Nepal. Next stop, the Temple of the Phantom of the Keys.

Act III

"According to legend the Temple should be in another mile," said Dave Spudd. "Time to make history."

"And make the world a safer place," added Kiana.

"Right," said Dave.

They walked the mile fighting more potato peelers. Then they saw it. The Temple of the Phantom of the Keys.

They saw the horrifying face of the Phantom, but none seemed concerned.

"Where's Mash?" asked Dave.

"Marty? He is in torture and there is nothing you can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said the Phantom like a Hag. He looked like one, too, excluding a Hag's bird beak.

David got outraged and pounced on the Phantom. He gave the Phantom a few good body blows.
"Is that all you got?" challenged the Phantom , his voice a little bolder.

"HURRRAGH!" yelled David, aiming a punch toward the Phantom's face. He it his target, sending his enemy flying.

"You've got guts, kid. But you're weak. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" BAM! The Phantom punched David in the nose.

"Ugh!" David grunted. His nose was bleeding.

"NO!" yelled Kiana. She pulled out her sword and ran at the Phantom. It would of been a good hit, if the Phantom hadn't held back the attack with his bare hand. Kiana had no choice, but to let go of her sword. She quickly pulled out the other and engaged a duel with the Phantom. Kiana was skilled but she couldn't get the Phantom out of the way.

David looked at the duel to see Kiana's skills weren't good enough. He felt in his pocket, now discovering he brought a gun with him. He shot at the Phantom's forehead, buttox, chest, and private. But then he remembered the Phantom's weak spot: the nose. He shot him there and the Phantom fell. The Phantom was dead. Kiana and David ran to each other to celebrate there was no time. The temple was crumbling. They had to evacuate. They did so. Leaving everything inside behind.

Epilogue

Kiana, Mash, and David returned to the Spudd house to celebrate. The legend was no longer needed to be told. A true story of a Spudd defeating a legend was told.

THE END

Next time at the BLOG THEATER: Kingdom Hearts: The Post Revised Edition.

Pets

Today's post is about pets. What inspired me to write this furry post is my G'pa's dog Fritzi. Fritz is a miniature long haired dachshund. She is very playful. I'd also like to mention my playful cat, Spookers. Spookers loooves catnip and my mom. My other pet is a dog. Her name is Kahlua. She only likes dad for all we know. She just sits there and gathers and eats cat poo. My aunt Jeanne has 2 dogs. Dickens is the youngest and is a yorkie. Nicki is the oldest dog. My cuz David has a cat named Whiskers. Whiskers is very old. She is suffering sickness. David has had Whiskers since middle school, I think. My G'pa calls Whiskers, Fluffy. And In Conclusion to this post, I want to say that
1. Mice don't like cheese (They like nuts).
and
2. Pets Rule when they all come together in peace.

So long!

THE BLOG REPORT

Hello, and my name is Adam J. Right now, I'm in the middle of writing a special story for the blog. Very few know what it's about.

This summer, the blog report will be down temporarily due to several activities.

On May 16, I performed a play called the Pirates of the I Don't Care- ibbean. Every one thought it was great. On May 22, I won Student of the Year award for awards night along with other awards. I also did a play that night.The play that happened that night was Donkey Tales: The Good Samaritan Rides to the Rescue and being succeeded on the same night, Donkey Tales: A Donkey Brings a Humble King.

On April 22, I won First Place in the school's Science Fair. I beat all the 4th-8th graders that participated.

On May 10, I did a renaissance concert with the rest of Children's Choir, Teen Choir, and Teen Troupe at the Ruth Eckerd Hall Main Stage.

On April 27, Children's Choir went to Epcot to sing.

On May 25, my cuz David J came back from China. And I played a special recital for him on Memorial Day.

Well, that wraps up the report.

So long!

My Turn

Post Office

OK, you guys had your laugh. Now it's my turn. I'm going to give you a tour
of my world. The Blogosphere.
















My Studio

The Blogosphere

There's my tour.

Joke of the Week!

Why didn't the skeleton ask the girl out on a date?





He didn't have the guts to do it!

The Winner

OK guys. Sorry for the long wait. I'll tell you the two finalists. Mitt's Advice by George W. Bush and Joke of the Week sent by David J (Anonymous). After the winner is announced, a post will go up based on the winner's idea. George W. Bush and David J (Anonymous), you both did well to get here. But only one of you will win. Both of your ideas will make it on my blog. Unfortunately, Genie's helping Aladdin and Jasmine with their marriage so I'll announce the winner. *exhale* So, the winner is....

JOKE OF THE WEEK!

You both did very well. It was a hard decision I'd have to say. Now I'll have ideas rummaging through head on jokes. don't worry, there won't be any Joke Awards. Thank you for reading and have a good night!

Next up: Joke of the Week

RUNNING IDEAS

Welcome to the first part of READER'S CHOICE AWARDS! Just give me your ideas, I'll find the ones I like, and into the final five event. Just one more thing before I go. Genie from Disney's Aladdin will be the Choice Awards' host this year. Good luck with your ideas and let the games begin!

READER'S CHOICE AWARDS!

HEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Your in a lamp for a month with itty bitty living space. But all you got to do is rub-a-dub-dub, posts in a tub. Ha Ha Ha! Welcome to the first post in one whole month! Please take note that there has been longer waits. Thank You! Oh, you're looking for a subject? A subject, hmmm.... Oh, did you know that Robin Williams was the voice of Genie for two Aladdin installments? Not even in a crossover game (i.e. Kingdom Hearts). Oh, I got it. It's time for the first ever READER'S CHOICE AWARDS! That's right, I said the READER'S CHOICE AWARDS! Uh-Huh! That's where you get to choose what YOU want to read on my blog. Please take note that I will not take a request that says MORE POSTS! or MoRe PostS! or NO POSTS or stuff like that! You hear me?! I got my blog on you. When you do vote, please state as a comment, describe, and put a number to make it a fair,unjudgable game. That means so people don't blame that person. Understand? I want ALL of you readers to participate in this event. 'Cause I'm running short of ideas. I've only got so much room in my brain. The contest ends April 16th. I hope this will be a very fun game. The game starts March 25. I'll keep you guys updated every now and then on how big the ideas will go. Hold on, Hold the Phone! The Running Ideas portion will start tomorrow and will end March 31. Sound fair? Then the Final Five contest will begin April 1st and end April 9th. Then we'll have the finals April 10- April 16. If entered into the Final Five contest, please do not vote unless you get out to make it a fair game. The winner of the finals' idea will be announced April 17. Mom and Dad, please keep me on track. Oh, and if anything goes wrong, the current event may be postponed. Listen to the rules. Please put your ideas in the next post Running Ideas comment box. The post may be deleted or may be taken off after it is over. Wait, hold on. Oh, never mind I'll manage it. OK. Everyone ready for the contest? Good luck. And remember, I'll keep updated. This is going to be a very important part of the Blogosphere's history. I think that'll be all. But one more thing. The BLOG Report will make some Special coverage on this event. Ok. I think that's all for now. This is so exciting I don't know how to end this. Well, ermmm... good luck. More rules will be displayed later on. OK. I wish all good luck and that's all. Bye.

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Me & Mitt - Day wih the Candidate

Sorry about the 1 month break. Hibernation. Groundhog Day is this month. Had my birthday last month. And I've completed one of my goals on my NYR (New Year's Resolution)!!!!!. I have over $100 now!!! Anyway, on January 29, Dad and I and Uncle Scott and David (mentioned in a few of my posts) saw Mitt Romney. How cool! He should be the next U.S. Pres. Here's some pics up above.

Pretty Cool, huh? Well, I believe that's all for today (tonight). See you all later.

I'm Adam J and I approve this message

Happy New Year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! How many of you have made a New Year resolution? This is the first one I've ever made. And without further ado, here's my New Year's Resolution.

Adam's New Year's Resolution

1. Get at least $100 in Save envelope (Dave Ramsey material)
2. Save up enough money to go to Kid's Camp ($140)
3. Ride at least 3 roller coasters
4. Finish Screenplay
5. Buy at least 2 video games
6. Accomplish saving up for at least 5 items
7. Read up to Ultimate Spider-Man Vol.17
8. Straight A's all year
9. Increase typing speed to 45 words a minute.

I, and the BLOG Report Team, would like to thank Scott Johnson aka the Computer Tutor with helping with this post. And the Mavis Beacon Typing class. Thank You, Uncle Scott.

Oh, and one more thing. WELCOME 2008!